Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the hotel lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Things should be ok, just as long as he believes it was “accidental.” Our little secret, heh-heh-heh ;)
alycion 39
Only two? I’ve seen guys pick their teeth up off of the ice, go in the back to get the bleeding to stop, and be back out in time for the next shift. It could have been worse.
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RichardPencil 32
Things should be ok, just as long as he believes it was “accidental.” Our little secret, heh-heh-heh ;)
alycion 39
Only two? I’ve seen guys pick their teeth up off of the ice, go in the back to get the bleeding to stop, and be back out in time for the next shift. It could have been worse.