shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
fax4voice3
Brooklyn, United States
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Anonymous
Canada
No pain, no gain
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
sstahpp
Pretoria, South Africa
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
ohdamn
United Kingdom
Today, I went to the dentist. I parked my car in what I thought was the dentist's car park. It was actually the car park for the business next door. I had to watch them clamp my car from the dentist's chair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
Username
France
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Worst teeth in the game
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Top comments
Attacksloth 33
Now your car has cavities.
YumeWolf 23
He must have been late to your appointment. I hope he will pay for your damages!
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Comments (52)
Attacksloth 33
Now your car has cavities.
Dark_Zekrom 21
Carvities?
LilMissCanadian 22
"Your appointment is now free!"
Real4Real 11
With his car.... Errrrr
PotterHead_DH 26
Yes, that is how rear ending usually works.
ragnarok1540 39
#2. What did you think OP was talking about ... surprise anal sex on the way to the dental office?
theBishop42 2
Duh. What were you thinking about?
mattyiscool123 26
Ha
YumeWolf 23
He must have been late to your appointment. I hope he will pay for your damages!
ChristinePi 36
I'm not sure how insurance works where you live but at least this way you can get his insurance no matter what. Hit and runs are the worst.
44LynnLynn 23
OP never said it was a hit and run.
Rkikkas9713 25
Neither is #6. They're saying that even if the dentist had drove off, OP would've been able to get their details no matter what.
PolarBearActual 4
#13 You mean #4, right? Just checking.
ChristinePi 36
Exactly 13. Guess no one understood what I meant. I didn't say it was a hit and run. Hit and runs you can't get insurance info whereas I said "at least this way you can."
extrasnipes 22
Ask for free dental service and no one will ever hear about that accident again.
antisolid87 5
That's what I would do, dental visits ain't cheap nor is extra insurance rates
JustinJK 21
you don't get spiked insurance rates if someone else hits you....
gracehi 33
He better pay up. You know where he works.
leadmenot 11
Now he has to fix your mouth and your car...F his life
Zarcissa 34
Am I the only one who thought of this differently...?
chuka81 27
Yes, you dirty dirty mind.
Colon_Man 17
He was just trying to pre-loosen those molars.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Or save on anesthetics.
bella_nana347 23
That wouldn't hurt so much if you flossed.