Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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Top comments
HappyItalian 38
This is why we don't shower with our dentists.
CAC_Boomerang 24
Now to clarify here OP... Your dentist wasn't *actually* watching you shower as this happened... Right..?
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Comments (67)
lenalee96 22
Well that must have been a- mouthful of issues. YEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!! ...I'll see myself out...
buckstop1 37
Nah, I've seen worse puns. You can stay
sstahpp 33
To be honest..my mouth had a few things missing afterwards.
arano 29
It was getting payback for all the unsavory things you did with it.
sstahpp 33
Hahaha...probably!!!
arano 29
Lmao that's awesome
cat4651 15
Well, that IS a pretty amusing reason to need some dental work.
tantanpanda 26
tbh, if I were the dentist, I'd laugh too. ige never heard of a shower head flying into someone's face. My condolences, but it's still a bit funny.
wesleyc2110 22
Beware of flying shower heads
CAC_Boomerang 24
Now to clarify here OP... Your dentist wasn't *actually* watching you shower as this happened... Right..?
RedPillSucks 33
good thing you weren't using it to do a vag massage
buckstop1 37
That's what OP wants you to think #7
sstahpp 33
No. No he wasn't.
rockydify 22
That's what I was wondering. Seems a bit weird.
HappyItalian 38
This is why we don't shower with our dentists.
Chelserser 20
This comment made me laugh way too hard.
sstahpp 33
I'll keep that in mind next time!
JamesSays 4
Plot twist: it didn't end up being relaxing
xxmollyxx 25
I think you need to look up the proper use of "plot twist" ;)
I_Like_Dogs 28
Plot twist: it was relaxing.
sstahpp 33
The anesthesia he gave me was pretty relaxing.
buckstop1 37
I'm not too sure if you've noticed, but what #8 said IS a plot twist. The shower was supposed to be relaxing. The shower turned out to not be so relaxing. Boom. Plot twist
FemskyD 26
That is funny sorry :)
Xion0014 20
It's happen to me before, wetting everything before actually getting in to shower though.
Dick_diamond 22
Ask your dentist to share the laughing gas..