Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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perdix 31
Either (ee) way, you're ******!
shrdlu 28
Try more lube, natural or artificial (KY Jelly), That solved the problem for a friend of mine. Also, ask your GYN about this. I'm sure she/he has heard this problem before.
yoshikatshomoto 2
Learn about different positions that allow for larger members to enter.
GothInside 6
OP the vaginal was made to stretch enuf to accommodate a baby passing thru so unless ur husband is as big as a newborn.... Try taking more time on foreplay, using plenty of lube and have him SLOWLY work his way in as u stretch. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am isn't gonna work. He'll fit, it will just take time & patience to get there. Good luck!
Jetmech1981 1
This isn't a size problem, but it IS a two-fold issue. One, you're not wet enough. Try a little more foreplay or resort to lube. Every woman is different, and some take longer to get ready for penetration than others, while some just don't get wet enough to allow for smooth penetration. You should also speak with your GYN about this. Two, you need to train your husband. Any man who tears his wife's ****** every single time they engage in intercourse is obviously doing something wrong. Believe it or not, men like being told what feels good and what doesn't. As a side note, if you like rough sex, try being gentle and tender. Speaking from personal experience, women who claim to like rough sex have never been with a partner who really knows how to please them. When you slow things down, not only can it last longer, you can also express your likes and dislikes, whether it be verbal our otherwise, which leads to a much more enjoyable experience.
SailorM00N 3
#161 is absolutely right - size has little to do with it. Speaking from experience, vaginal tearing results from not enough foreplay (i.e. you're not wet enough), and him doing things that may be 'tolerable' but aren't exactly enjoyable for you. If you're worried about it, you can't fully enjoy it. If it's painful and/or boring, you can't fully enjoy it - and it's not gonna get any better. I'd say you two need to explore and enjoy each other's bodies without necessarily thinking about intercourse, and you should also tell/show him what you like and what you don't - and he needs to pay attention.
v1k1rox 12
Lube...
jarad206 0
Fingers? Tongue? Alternate penetrators... ;)
sjs1220 2
Go see your gyn and have them order you a set of medical vaginal dilators. It will take some time, but it will work.
Inciter 33
I had that problem with my fiance before I gave birth. You should talk to your OBGYN about it because there are ways to stretch you some so it doesn't hurt anymore.
ThePez828 18
I feel your pain, I'm in the exact same situation. My husband and I are trying to get pregnant and it's kind of miserable lol.