Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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ByronJess 17
You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.
Wiebeski19 5
Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol
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Comments (201)
SailorM00N 3
How did you not know this before you said "I do"?
weeabaka 6
No matter. It's not exactly what counts.
gottageek 17
This is one of the many reasons you test drive before getting married.
notepie 6
Now there is something I've never heard before!
om102907 4
Thats crap. No man is too large for a woman unless he has 6 lbs 8oz of penis. This a medical fact. Now this lends the question of vaginismus to you. Do u stretch out ur ******.
wistfulorangeade 12
You're an ass. "medical fact" my left nut - women weren't built to dilate ten centimeters every day. Try growing up, then change your picture, then come back here. There is such a thing as "too big." Lucky for you; maybe that will help your twig-dick complex.
xr12dan 1
I have this problem and it really put a strain on me and my wife's relationship. What we do is ********** me until I ejaculate. The next erection I have is still hard to have great sex but it's softer and easier for her to take. Hope that helps.
aaronlopez20 4
daammmnn son ha
divin4angels 1
You need lube, if women can handle a melon coming out you can definitely handle sex
CeeCee_fml 16
Its too big. Too wide. Too strong. It won't fit.
mrnuleef 7
Op's husband: "today, my wife said i was too big for her. Now i have to choose between constantly damaging her or a lifetime of masturbation. FML."
Dracoboxer357 36
Op, can I assume you've tried the obvious answer: seek the advice of a specialist or sex therapist or such? I have no other suggestion for you, I hope you both find a way to make being intimate mutually enjoyable. :( Good luck, Op.