Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
jlperry31 10
sounds like someone is playing dumb and you just got played. i hope not. i made a mistake with my first bf and i j/o with a guy friend. i wasnt used to not being single. but your thing is a littlw diff. good luck
Scands_59 14
haha there is like an 80% chance that his girlfriend is messing around but then 20% chance she has been brought up that way. I don't want to stereotype or anything but I am assuming most of the above comments are by Americans. Nobody has really considered the fact that his girlfriend could have a different culture to him. In a lot of African cultures nudity is completely fine! Yes she should respect him and not skinny dip with other guys if he doesn't like it, I agree with that. But seriously, she might not be cheating. I don't know their situation but people should have an open mind...:) just saying
skullkid250 7
The medical term for this- She's a *****
elcieloskyler 5
Your a dumbass
elcieloskyler 5
Somone isn't getting the hint lol
Amandabobmaxwell 4
Wow... Just.. Wow..
secretkeeper911 4
Oh, it's inappropriate for her, but if it were you, some of your friends, and someone else's girlfriend you'd be there in a heartbeat.
Rachelrock21 6
Dude she's not worth it thts slutty u can do better I promise u
zinnath 9
If it's with her "male friends" friends being plural and her being singular, wouldn't it cross your mind that her guy friends are gay?
shaay_kimmie 0
that must suck, unless she's a lesbiann. then no worries. lmfao.