Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
BetterThings 1
Seriously, I hope to god that uve dumped her by now. If u have to convince her that stuff like that isnt right then she aint nothin but a hoe. go let her get plowed by all her guy friends and when she comes to the good bf she had "u" to cry bout it ell her she deserved that shit.
crazydanny9870 0
Sorry to hear that your gf is that dumb. Lol. I'm going to say that she's a blond? Next time let her know it's not good to go skinny dipping with apes either
adameeo 21
Dump her ******* sorry ass
myskittles 1
Aww man that sucks
lukeo22 0
My girlfriend did the same thing! She skinny dips with random guys but won't even let me see her naked...we've dated for 3 months. FML
Cosmic_Horror 1
It's fine that you're not okay with this. That doesn't mean everyone wouldn't be, or that you should look down on her for asking you. You may be incompatible. Or you may just need to know each other's boundaries--time will tell.
babycakes8661 3
Oh wow im sorry. maybe she's just really gulible............... i hope you dumped her!
MissPuppettear 0
Ummm it's not actually that bad to go skinny dipping with male friends as long as they're not touching her. It seems that you are a very possessive boyfriend.
Lucky7Samson 10
#381 Has the downs. If your significant other was butt naked having a good time with someone who might want them you'd be pissed.
Verifiedcorn 1
She knew it was inappropriate. Bro never go.out with a girl who says he is just a friend
specs41 3
This may make me a bad boyfriend but if my girlfriend did this I would care
Batwomann 0
I go skinny dipping with my male froends because I AM BATWOMANN!!!