Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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Amy Germaine 5
They sound like great EX roommates! For real, though. I'm assuming you asked them to stop before telling on them. B/c if that's the case, shame on them for choosing not to be respectful. If not, maybe I can see why they retaliated so harshly...
Sparkieemae 14
Well, where are they supposed to smoke? But contaminating your shit with biohazards is definitely uncalled for and no one deserves.
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Sparkieemae 14
Well, where are they supposed to smoke? But contaminating your shit with biohazards is definitely uncalled for and no one deserves.
Alpha741 5
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No where cause smoking for fags
rohan111993 13
Why do you NEED to smoke at all
RichardPencil 32
Snitches get spitches.
AC98 19
Guess they WEEDed out the snitch
lccc_ 18
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you deserve it, you snitch. if you have a problem you tell THEM.
coming back in the future 30
I'm assuming weed is illegal there, so the roommates deserved it i guess...
egnur_mas 19
Even if weed is legal there, I'm assuming smoking of any kind is a no no.
raven_of_azarath 35
And what if OP did tell them, and they still continued to smoke in the apartment?
Amy Germaine 5
They sound like great EX roommates! For real, though. I'm assuming you asked them to stop before telling on them. B/c if that's the case, shame on them for choosing not to be respectful. If not, maybe I can see why they retaliated so harshly...
URBeingLied2 23
You're the one non-smoker living with smokers though . . . I don't know enough about this situation to even understand what's really going on. Hopefully you just told their families and not the landlord or the police. Everyone got F'ed in this one.
faeriefiend 8
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YDI for being a snitch
Selene1090 26
Obviously, they don't deserve it because apparently smoking pot wasn't allowed in their apartment. So they shouldn't have been doing it. Those of you saying OP deserved it need to get the stick out of your ass and learn that there are rules and you can't do whatever you want.
Fuhkyoo 17
well, generally, rules are followed by people with sticks up their asses, if i am not mistaken. maybe op needs to get the stick out of theirs? im sure op knew what they were getting into, because as a person who used to smoke a lot of pot i know how much stoners like to let people know that they are stoners, my friends seemed to get off on flaunting their stoned-ness. sure spitting in their drink was immature (not to mention ******* gross), but so is tattling on your roommates, to a lesser degree, obviously. both op and the roommates are jerks and i dont think i would like any of them.
dahgreyman 0
bet your like 10 years old. haha
alternative-facts 6
Who did you tell?
handiquacked 0
Maybe you should find roommates who don't smoke pot? FYL for the drinks part, but YDI for choosing to live with people who smoke... I'd be pissed too if I were them