Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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zombiekitten87 12
And you did that in a crowded room why?
drkate25 30
Which member of the photography club did you piss off?
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zombiekitten87 12
And you did that in a crowded room why?
feldco1 17
There's usually a ton of people and loud noise at a pep rally which makes it a good place to get away with it because everyone's focusing on other things. Unless OP did it in the middle of the room which is doubtful.
MasterL 3
You ****** idiot, of course he's gonna fix his wedgie just like how ^ they explained it.
shadexilmaendu 4
"Tis better to be seen picking a wedgie than to be seen with your shorts up your bum." - Abraham Lincoln
zombiekitten87 12
Or maybe picking wedgies is something a person shouldn't do in public, regardless of whether or not people are focusing on something else.
unknown_user5566 27
This is yet another reason that I don't wear underwear most of the time. No undies, no wedgies. Problem solved! ;)
heygirlie777 21
38- and no hygiene either.
ShyAnn29 15
41, it's not a bad thing to go without panties sometimes.
gman90210 18
I like your thinking. I am the same way
gman90210 18
That was to kayleekY
angeluv_2014 22
Please explain 41 what is so damn unhygenic about it? ill tell you what is unhygenic though... leaving underwear stuck up your asshole you fucktard
pokewolfey 6
#38 - It's just as easy to wear a thong, you know...
sillyyanks 24
Sorry, I'm English, so this may sound ignorant. Does everyone hope to have their photo taken at a pep rally if they aren't cheerleaders or members of the sports team, or is this op just particularly attention seeking? Sorry if this sounds rude!
MrsDruidess 23
pulling something, anything from your butt is private! OP should have been in the bathroom. Is it really that hard to excuse yourself and go to the bathroom?? Don't like underwear up your butt, try a thong. Its supposed to be there and its allot less fabric. If it was outer clothing, like shorts or a skirt, that's easily done from the sides or from the bottom, so you don't have to shove your hand up your butt in public. Common sense people. Sorry OP but YDI.
greenie213 23
I found a yearbook photo of me doing that. That's how all of last year's seniors are going to remember me.
gc327072 31
And not by green bean?
greenie213 23
That name is too recent. Just this years seniors will remember me by that.
SeahorseGuy 7
I had to take a picture with a club I'm in at school and my nose started itching terribly bad that I began scratching it with my upper lip. Well, they snapped the picture, and I'm making a terrible duck face in it.
loopsy_fml 14
53- how do u scratch your nose with your lip? And y don't u just use your finger?
SeahorseGuy 7
57-I wasn't really scratching, I was just trying to without moving because they were taking a picture.
drkate25 30
Which member of the photography club did you piss off?
onlychildFTW 34
Who gets wedgies anymore? That's never happened at my school.
RealTalk0 7
Well that's fortunate.
greenie213 23
If by fortunate you mean horrible, then yeah!
lacespace 8
Fortunately that will be everyones favorite too! Classic.
nuke0013 7
Don't be picky. At least you were in a picture.
crackpot1217 0
Haha picky
shadowsorel 15
Look at the bright side... You weren't innapropriately drunk.
MURIKKA 11
Just a little bit though. Under the inappropriate level, but enough to make those god awful pep rallies seem tolerable.
feldco1 17
My senior year they got a photo of me falling while we ran around the gym (a senior tradition) and it managed to get in the yearbook.
DocBastard 40
Why the hell do people base their self-worth on Facebook?
spaboolly 26
I suppose they don't feel they have anything better to invest their self-worth in. Personally I feel that accomplishments, relationships, and overall impact on the community would be a more appropriate metric to use.
anythingmustbe 18
I guess you were caught with your pants down.