Anonymous
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
No more clicks for you
Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML
mom
San Diego, United States
Pests
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
MiceMiles
Seattle, United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
JustMyLuck
United States
Sorry Mr Nibbles
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Karen
Usually a bad omen
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
shorty4
Calgary, Canada
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
gl0b3suck0r
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
brokeass
United States
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
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DocBastard 40
No, stupid boys who cheat on girls grow up to be rats.
shadowsorel 15
Of course they don't gro up into rats! They EVOLVE into them!
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Comments (109)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I once had to explain that to a customer.
KiddNYC1O 22
I had to explain that to my brother and sister just the other day... You'd be surprised how many people don't know this...
devore504 7
Who cares they both are gross
williebran 2
Well if its inside its a mouse ,, but if it goes outside ,, does it become a rat ?0_o haha (scary movie ):)
Austyn57 1
u can sure pick ummm cnt ya
C0N71NG3NCY 6
No, mice are outdoors and rats are indoors. The question is, if a mouse comes inside, does it become a rat? And if a rat goes outside, does it become a mouse? Or if the rat goes outside, does it a stay a rat? What about mice going indoors?
juwood 7
Sounds to me like he's been playing a little too much Pokémon.
Evilpirate 10
I didn't know that either. >_~
Arod62694_fml_fml 1
They don't?
evhrocks876 4
Really?