Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML
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alycion 39
If things like this are a regular occurrence, may I suggest talking to someone about help if you are not old enough to move out? Or a support group? Maybe both. I hate ones like this because they shouldn’t happen to anyone. Reach out to friends. I took an adult friend in who was stuck in a position of living with an abusive alcoholic parent. You’d be surprised who cares enough to help, even if it’s just to give you a weekend escape from it.
jbuckets_404 39
Alycion, that's great to hear about you helping out somebody in a tough spot! :-)
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alycion 39
If things like this are a regular occurrence, may I suggest talking to someone about help if you are not old enough to move out? Or a support group? Maybe both. I hate ones like this because they shouldn’t happen to anyone. Reach out to friends. I took an adult friend in who was stuck in a position of living with an abusive alcoholic parent. You’d be surprised who cares enough to help, even if it’s just to give you a weekend escape from it.
jbuckets_404 39
Alycion, that's great to hear about you helping out somebody in a tough spot! :-)
weeping_willow 25
You did the right thing