Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I found out my cat and my roommate's dog are apparently lesbians who are into what is basically bestiality to us humans. Despite both being female (and fixed), his dog tried to hump my cat, and my cat didn't resist at all. Trying to get his dog off my cat took way more effort than it should have. FML
Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
Today, my cat was diagnosed with FIV, to which my in-laws said, "That's impossible!" Apparently, what is possible though is that aliens are stealing their pool water. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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Top comments
Brightbulb 40
It's cat-dog in real life! Maybe you should show him the cartoon, then he will understand it's a dead and impossible concept.
nancy_rm 10
I fear for your cat and dog. Good luck with him OP.
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Brightbulb 40
It's cat-dog in real life! Maybe you should show him the cartoon, then he will understand it's a dead and impossible concept.
i_h8t_everything 12
But that might encourage him...
buttcramp 21
I agree #13. That was one of the best cartoons of my childhood!
Darthbane2007 19
a baby was born, and it caused a little stir....
badluckalex 23
@13. even if it encouraged him its impossible...
LonerTheWolf35 8
no blue bug no three eyed frog just a feline canine little catdog
Jared900DUmpling 30
Catdog. Catdog!
kaablam 17
FML, I love you guys. You make my day.
Comet_Candy 23
A man can dream...
hugozac88 22
Is really only just a dream /:]
nancy_rm 10
I fear for your cat and dog. Good luck with him OP.
zandalee 20
This is a man who really needs a hobby.
TunaFireStarter 16
If the millions and millions of cats and dogs that have lived together have not been able to mate successfully so far, he isn't going to be the first to get his to do it.
DanielleinDC 34
Dogs and cats living together....mass hysteria!!! As for you, OP, maybe you should get one or both of them spayed/neutered so it will be impossible for them to mate with their own species.
dannnngthatsux 19
Actually they can copulate. Small dog big cat. I've seen it. Poor kitty didn't know what she was in for, screamed bloody murder. No kippies but they tied for half an hour. Look at YouTube, there is a video of cat/dog tied together.
Gubbon 17
The point is not that they can't copulate, but can't breed.
the_zero_article 15
Is high school biology a class that he took? Or, y'know, Common Sense 101?
buckdharma 38
He's barking up the wrong tree.
gingaa96 18
So my favorite show as a kid, Catdog, is fictional? Thanks. Childhood = Ruined
Steve95401 49
Dogs also dream about getting some pussy.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Best comment of the day.
savannaaahh 10
made my day XD
ckerane 16
haha cat dog good luck anyway even tho its cruel
not_happening 11
Someone's never seen cat-dog...