Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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flashback.miss 28
that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?
DocBastard 40
You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.
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flashback.miss 28
that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?
ipwnallmen 10
Open the door, get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur!~ ... too inappropriate?....
MrBrightside21 20
My stepbrother, Dale, had a drumset, that I rubbed my nuts all over. Then his Dad made me move out and get a job, and my identity was lost. He used to act like a dinosaur when he was growing up, and inspired me to pursue my dream as the drummer of Prodigy Worldwide. Mr. Dobak, is that you? Don't lose your dinosaur, man. Boats and hoes!
Drigr 9
I agree with 1. My initial thought was "says who?" Then again, I like when people feel okay being goofy. That's why I occasionally skip side to side while I'm walking around in public, as a grown man. It's entertaining, it's silly, and idgaf what others think.
onlychildFTW 34
I don't see a problem with making dinosaur noises in public.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Your boyfriend knows how to have fun. You're never too old to act retarded in public
mfjkr 10
#10 It is Prestige Worldwide.
MrBrightside21 20
#57 - Nobody is perfect. I apologize. But, come on man... It's the freakin Catalina Winemixer!
Matty1188 6
56, I thumbed you down for saying 'act retarded'. Mentally challenged would be aghast by such a comparison.
rallets 23
the ******* catalina wine mixer
adamo_erebus 26
#83 thanks for being a ******* killjoy
vabva 8
Here's a shot out of a cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one. GO!
MrBrightside21 20
84 - I was watching the T.V. edited version, because I am under the age of 18, and I am a badass that doesn't break the rules. The clown has no penis.
ohheyyitsnaomi 3
I agree with one. I'd rather have a funny guy who loves to joke around with me, than to have a serious guy who is too mature for his age.
perdix 31
If he knows what dinosaurs sound like, he must be at least 70 million years old! That makes me feel young!
Enslaved 38
Shhhh don't get the people that believe in creation started.
buck33 14
We have 1 dinosaur. It's name is Chris Bosh.
MindFreakazoid 10
Maybe he's a timelord. You never know.
KiddNYC1O 22
Come on now. We all know dinosaurs sounded like they do in Jurassic Park. Right? Right?!
kiwienne 21
I like people who dare to do something out of the ordinary :$. If I passed him I would've gone for a hi5
DjeePee 25
Ofcourse, sweetie. When a giant grown-up man screams on the sidewalk like a dinosaur, you would totally not feel a little bit freaked out, on the contrary, you would be positivily impressed and try to make contact asap.
kiwienne 21
Maybe not if he was twice my size and roaring like an aggressive t-rex. But that was not the image I had in my head :)
andiewithlove 21
The question also at hand is whether he was good at making these noises. If some guy was just walking around screeching I'm fairly certain I would execute the "yikes, just walk away slowly" maneuver:p
SovietBarney 8
If he was impersonating a velociraptor, I wouldn't **** with him. Everyone knows velociraptors kick more ass than any other species in general.
tennisrapper1 14
Super paper Mario is a good game. Nice picture. (TTYD is better)
videokid2000 10
32- If I remember correctly, your picture is from Super Paper Mario too, which is strange, considering you think TTYD is better. Now that I think about it, why are we talking about Mario on FML?
mcrepas 19
Tear some people up they will!
DocBastard 40
You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.
kamikrazy 6
Well played...
DedaGrotesque187 0
******* perfect #6 :)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Rawr. That means 'SHOW ME YOUR ******* ****' in dinosaur.
TrueTriage 16
-68 I thought it just meant rawr.
fartishia 3
Nuh uh
shadowcat13 0
Classy and well played, like a true sir
tinysocks 11
You Sir, are a king among men...
vexx32 5
not bad. it seems there's always some saurian puns to be had...
luckylea24 7
That is awesome!!! I love you Doc!!
RedPillSucks 33
Since when is it no longer acceptable to make dinosaur noises in public? The problem only occurs when you embellish by adding loud farting noises as well.
tennisrapper1 14
It started when chris bosh started becoming a well known basketball player...
padlarf 14
Rawwwwrrrrrr!
hockeyoceancity 13
...Meow.
winnerme123 8
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ruff. Ruff.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Um... I don't know if chipmunks make noises, so... "I told the witch doctor I was in love with you..."
WCARlover 35
someone sounds like a Debbie Downer OP!
loserman67 36
Wow, uptight much? Next thing you be telling him is that burping and farting in public is outlawed. Lighten up. Stop being a lotasourpuss.
WCARlover 35
well I thought it was genius, Doc, thumbs up
WCARlover 35
Oops this was supposed to be in reply to his comment not a comment of my own :(
hockeyoceancity 13
41- So you commented on her comment that was commenting to her comment that was meant to comment on another ones comment. Interesting.
IzabellaBlack 0
Stop commenting on comments about commenting instead of commenting on someone else's comment or else I'll comment your comment about commenting regularly instead of on the comment that was meant to be commented on!!!
winnerme123 8
SHUTUP!
cacunt 1
The word comment just sounds weird now.