PrideOfTheFallen

Lake Worth 31 years-old Single

nnniii 16 November 2015, 04:55 Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy

She's electric

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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Anonymous 21 November 2015, 10:03 Norwalk, United States

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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