Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of juice on sale. When it didn't ring up the sale price, they told me that the bottle was just on the wrong shelf and it wasn't on sale. I demanded that they honor the price, and they had security escort me out, without the juice. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.
shadow33456 1
haha wow what a idiot
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shadow33456 1
haha wow what a idiot
BREADEDELF 3
what *an* idiot
IHATETROLLSS 0
get off his nuts grammar nazi
Juliaa15 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm no grammar Nazi, but if someone's going to insult someone else, they can include 3rd grade grammar to make themselves more credbile.
babyyappld 7
bitches be crazy
edteach 0
wouldn't that be a ph of 7.1 and above?
swimchica22 0
28-does it really matter.......
notsocrazee 0
28-that is7.1 or less actually. and I agree with #1, guy's stupid:P
YacL 15
He sounds a little more insane to me. A little more than most people anyway...
shaneac 0
#1, you creeper! I love Minecraft, it's so addicting.
AlterrOnmi 0
28- pH7.1? I sure that water or something..now if he gave him lemon juice that a pH of 2.2
herrobear 0
28, acids are ph under 7....7.1 is probably water. Above 7 is more basic.
franniedottp 8
why are we arguing about pH levels?
SeaNDouble 1
no 6.9 and below is acidic... 7.1 and up is basic
alisa162 0
Haha why the fluck are you guys talking about acids and stuff?! O.o
swimchica22 0
why does everyone have to try and be such smart asses.....
monkeebalz 0
shut up
JawneeG 0
-7- By the nine.... You are right
joblessalex 0
7.1 is basic I'm sure. Maybe you are thinking of 6.9?
zuzupetalsYO 11
I think this FML is fake
bldouglas 0
cuz they deal with ph balances to grow their goods. and since they smoke their goods they like to argue about it on internet lol. nothin wrong with that
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
Wow that's quite the heavy fail right there
GreenMaze 0
did you gave him some base to neutralized the acid.
Alex94xela 0
give him a cup of detergent to neutralize the acid enjoy xd
phatdaddy62 23
Baking Soda.
superguppy19 3
give not gave
redbluegreen 41
The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.
jennifer93 0
Teehee. concentrate. juice. hehe
xalerion 0
maybe he didn't want to concentrate as much as the juice
fleh 0
good observation #7
FruitSalad4225 0
ICWUDT
808Boyo 4
hahaha Im picturing a really gay guy sitting in a corner complaining..."you messed up my ******* juice!"
Juliaa15 6
What does his sexuality have to do with anything?
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
He could being using gay as in dumb, not homosexual. Could be, I am not saying he is though.
cbnano12 0
it's worse if he's using gay as dumb
jennifer93 0
haha can you imagine the talk at that police station that day? cops must get the weirdest call ins
DesB 7
I heard of this lady calling the cops because McDonalds ran out of French fries!!! she ended up going to jail lol people call for the stupidest things now a days
qasimahsan93 4
At which point you called the cops because he was harassing you out of pure spite? :P
seenyou 3
wow , major over reaction . that's just annoying
nerdfighteria 7
It's just the kind of annoying over-reaction that belongs on notalwaysright. OP, you should post it there.
rattusrattus 19
*prays that this guy never becomes President/Prime Minister/Head Honcho etc.* I would not want to live in this guy's perception of reality, where the police arrest people for excessively acidic juice.
hockeyrocks39 0
Now that was funny.....
Tsunami87 17
wow, people are really pathetic
619warrior281 5
It's nice to HE isn't the one serving juice and food to the public.
lidemocr 0
huh?
babyydolly 0
umm what?
lilmisslovely13 15
I think she meant "that" instead of "to". But her post still doesn't make any sense.