Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML
Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Morons either way
Today, I knew my coworker was stealing my lunch, so I made a sandwich with tons of incredibly spicy peppers. He took a bite, shrieked in pain, and ran off sobbing. Unfortunately, he was also in an emergency meeting with an important client, so now my whole department looks like a bunch of morons. FML
Childish doofus
Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
I'm not sad. Or am I?
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
Top comments
LucyLollipop 22
I feel your pain, OP. I've had customers ask me how many pieces were in an 8 piece bucket of fried chicken. Customer service makes one realize how many idiots there are in the world.
renrioku 15
Some pepper has other stuff in it, such as an anti-caking agent. Also you would be suprised to know how many people think there is more to pepper than there really is.
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HylianBadger 21
Can he not read the ingredients label on the can?
renrioku 15
I have only ever seen one brand of pepper that had the ingredients, most salt and pepper its omitted because there isn't anything besides the main ingredient.
renrioku 15
Some pepper has other stuff in it, such as an anti-caking agent. Also you would be suprised to know how many people think there is more to pepper than there really is.
LucyLollipop 22
I feel your pain, OP. I've had customers ask me how many pieces were in an 8 piece bucket of fried chicken. Customer service makes one realize how many idiots there are in the world.
gogo44444 28
It's more like FHL because they are that stupid that they don't know
kyu_Q 19
OP: "umm pepper and the can its in. Have a nice day."
Luiz21 6
You should have told him that you didn't know.
lexos 16
You should say that it contains the ashes of annoying customers
crystalhale 15
best come back by far!!
Tarlachia 33
(Deadpan) "Spices."
Erebos_ 13
sorry, but you can't cure stupid
ssnow_fml 20
I would have told them salt and walked away.