KJL
United States
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
klutz44
Mrs Chicago
klutz44
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Winnetka, United States
Spray it loud!
Today, I took my 2 year-old to a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML
Nora
Fargo, United States
Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML