Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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disney_blonde 16
I'm so sick of these "today I realized I was fat" FMLs. It doesn't happen overnight!
nu_fml 0
I bet you're hot :3 honestly, I think you will be.
DomyDamsy 0
ydi for getting that fat
DoctorManhattan 0
Quick advice for anyone overweight: Your body typically requires somewhere around 2,500 calories on average to maintain your current weight. For every 2,500 calories you eat in excess of this amount, you'll gain a pound and for every 2,500 deficit you'll lose a pound. Now, there are two things you can do to affect this: 1) You can increase the amount of calories your body needs to operate by exercising. Meaning, your body will need, say, 1,000 more calories because you rode a bike for an hour and did a bunch of other stuff you wouldn't otherwise do in a given day. That way, if you eat the same amount you normally would, you'll lose weight. 2) You can decrease the amount of calories you intake. So, eat 2,000 instead of 2,500. Either way, you'll lose weight. It's science. Eat fewer calories than you need, you'll lose weight. No special pills or equipment or anything else. Just PAY ******* ATTENTION to what you're SHOVING INTO YOUR MOUTH. I was slightly overweight and lost 40 pounds this way. A friend of mine lost 170. It works, and all it takes is a little arithmetic. And the ability to fight off your hunger.
Hermyoni 0
This isn't a FML. People need to stop caring so much about numbers and sizes and just care about if they feel comfortable in there own skin or not be that a size 14 or a small. The OP prob isn't even fat but is obsessing over a number and feels that if she can't fit in that size instantly it means they were fat. Stop drinking soda, eat smaller healthier meals 5-6 times a day and get your tush moving and you'll drop that little extra your carrying.
splenda789 0
get some exercise....eat healthy foods....and stop bitching
2CruelSurfCrew_fml_fml 0
I think you meant to post this in a jenny craig blog.
2CruelSurfCrew_fml_fml 0
I think you meant to post this in a jenny craig blog.
savlover 2
i dont get why people post fatt fmls. it their fault for eating all whopper burgers instead being healthy so YDI
Subjectzero 0
start running.