Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
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Top comments
Imawhalerider 0
at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.
bco12 0
what the hell?
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Comments (125)
ny1996 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first!!!!
_anonymoose_ 0
fail
breenarae25 0
yup, go back to kindergarten
KittyCatsDance 3
I feel the need to tell you that you might have been first if you have used less time to put the exclamation marks...
bco12 0
what the hell?
mushrooms_fml 0
2nd! :)
thealliance 0
Ydi for caring about your teeth, btw im replying to the first comment to be seen, now go make me a sandwich
hannahMlover_not 0
not even close. fail
FenderYK 0
YDI for not using proactiv
turtlellama 0
Proactiv is possibly the WORST acne treatment out there! I would know!
tmptmptmp 0
sudo make me a sandwich
ithedarkone 0
he like things sliding down his throat making him not able to speak...
possumisawesome 0
Actually, I use it, and my skin looks great.
thesunshotme 0
It doesn't work for everyone.
a2zx2 6
At least it's temporary
__ColoradoSunris 0
Haha! Oh dear. Shame.
123anonymous456_fml 0
YDI, tard.
allysonnn 0
ohhh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :/
TuucciZ 0
It's an FML, but better not do two things at the same time if you're not sure it's safe. Also, first to post a meaningful comment.
wbrycem 0
Says you.
av232 0
This comment was meaningful. Until you said so.
av232 0
YDI for popping zits.
Vintage_Cola 29
Dude, zits are like the most disgusting thing to see on other people, and a personal satisfaction to get rid of yourself, run shit in your face and see for yourself.
walker9879 25
Most people don't have to "run shit in their face" to get acne
Imawhalerider 0
at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.
Horsegal 0
I agree... That would have been a LOT worse.
McFail_fml 4
nice try deep throat
b182link 0
hah win
warmfuzzy 0
this is the worst fml i've ever heard, as in your life is not ****** at all. who were you talking to in the washroom to know that you weren't able to talk? more like you wouldn't be able to breathe would be an FML. seriously.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
wow dumbass temporarily doesn't mean five seconds
ianzorzes 0
really dude, she might have cut her throat on the indside so she cant talk for like 10 days or something, and OP finish brushing ur teeth then pop the zit, it can wait another minute cant it?