Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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shootingstar8D 0
Ydi fatcakes
Jejejessi40 0
So like, we maybe bigger, but we can change that. All of you who made fun of her, will always be bitches. Is this all skinny people do is make fun of large people online? Get a life. Like you don't complain about stuff that bothers you. Get over it and stop being dumb dicks.
good_life35 0
let me guess; your old 'fat jeans' are a size 7, and now you have to wear a size 9. BOOFUCKINGHOO!
no_u 0
WOW why are you people so cruel and mean? WHY? I just don't get the point of being like "So, you're fat, YDI for letting yourself get fat." Why the **** would you ever say that to someone? Is it "cool"? Whatever happened to sympathizing, being supportive, and being friendly EVEN IF you disagree or if you would rather say something obnoxious and rude. Wow I'm just seriously in shock at how insensitive and downright mean some of the comments here are.
BDAUPH 0
I think it's pathetic how just because this person wanted to vent about how they felt shitty about something everyone else who thinks that they are so amazing and better than everyone else has to sit there and beat them up about it. Okay good for you people who have no life and obsess about the way you look over one or two pounds, but I mean obviously that's common knowledge that that is normal..bitches. Please. Good for you for being like 14 with no body. Just wait until you get older and you get fat too.
Domje 0
Chunkington.
blalien 0
Fat people are a burden on society. They drive up the cost of health care and take up half your airplane seat.
xKitKatx 0
YDI for being fat and stupid about your weight, if it bothers you, get off the god damned computer and go work out, buy some healthy food and get rid of the junk in the house. Jesus christ, it's not that hard to be healthy! Instead of buying freakin Twinkies at the store, next time by carrots... And like stated, you can lose weight even if you have problems with it. or if you are on a restricted diet, or some how disabled, just EAT HEALTHY and eat portioned amounts. As dumb as the serving size commercials on CN and Nick n stuff r for example, it's NOT HARD to follow just one serving size. Then even if you can't exercise, you aren't going to be gaining weight like a COW. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE UP ON FAST FOOD! It's SOOO bad for you! cheap and fast, yes, but it's just empty of nutrition and full of MSG, trans fats, and grease. it's easy to keep little packs of veggies or something to munch on to grab on the go if you don't have time for a full meal.
Lucky19 0
#189, remember what Churchill said. "I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I shall be sober.". And OP, you really take it too far by naming your two pairs of jeans your "Fat and skinny" jeans, that way of thinking will seriously ruin your self-esteem. And remember, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of exercise now and then to trim the fat a bit.
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containsnosoy 0
Wow. I gained weight. I need to buy new clothes. Sorry, but where's the FML?
Dale_xD 15
#200, Shut up. Grow up, maybe?
ohmandapants 17
O.O its sooo.perfectly ALLIGNED.