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Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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FPsLife 5

Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!

helloprettyladee 0

So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.

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clockworkrainbow 3

Just because somebody is fat doesnt mean they over-eat.. Im at 250 lbs and my normal days 'eats' is 1 Slim-Fast, half of an apple, and a decent low-cal dinner. Dont be so quick to judge 'fatties', some people hold weight. Medical problems and the like make a diffrence in weight. OP, you dont deserve it, your life isnt F'ed... Just maybe watch what you eat and exercise.

Arietie 0

Everyone who is saying that a disease which makes an individual gain weight rarely happens is wrong. There are lists and lists of diseases where one can not do anything about their weight. It's either the side effect of the medication you have to take in order to get better or the disease itself. And it's those of you who are complaining that are one day *knock on wood* going to get sick or have someone close to you that is going to get sick and need to take those medications that increase weight. And you will know what it feels like to call people fat. Because people around you are going to snicker and stare. You don't know what people are going through. It's easy for you to say, " Go to the gym fattie" or "Stuff less doughnuts in your face". If you don't like the FML story, don't read it and or don't comment on it. Because look how much time you actually wasted on something you apparently don't care about.

Joe2794 0

So many fat FMLs recently, stop complaining! We just need one FML that says "Today, I realized I'm really fat. FML." That way there can be no others.

baseball_34 0

We can be rude if we want. if they actually cared what people say then hopefully the wouldn't be stupid enough to post their miserable life stories on here

dumbgai 0

There are always those who can't help but bring up genetics, insulin resistance, and medication. I guess diseases never existed in the good old days when less than 10% of the population was overweight. Then Coca-Cola, McDonalds, and TV come around and lo and behold - suddenly everyone claims to have a medical condition that causes weight gain! Fat people seem to love excuses - except unfortunately excuses don't burn calories.

blackcatcutie 0

Lose a pound or two or ten please

seekasmile 0

OMG L-O-L!¡!¡!:D

cupcake330 16

Stop complaining and work out.. I felt like I was gaining weight but I didn't complain to the world about it.. I'm starting to work out tomarrow.

Tynker85 0

Ha!! my Old Skinny jeans are my fat jeans and I NEED a belt to wear em.

ithedarkone 0

obesity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

metallica846 0

can you say... diet and excersize? yeah, you gained a few pounds, but go running, lift done weights, go running, excerisize, do something about it, go running... yeah, this entertained me, but cut back a little bit and don't complain, it's most likely your fault. so ydi for not stopping it.