Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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Comments (220)
Ma_Ballz_R_Harry 0
You're one of those fat ***** who keep on complaining about their weight whilst holding 3 chocolate bars in their massive hands. STFU and work out or sumthing. Just don't be fat and full of complaints simultaneously
sophiehatchiie 0
well...skinney jeans are in fashion.
nemesis_divina 0
Sometimes it's hard to lose weight. People with insulin resistance really struggle with weight loss.
suri23 11
Count calories-I lost 25 lbs that way.
suri23 11
Count calories-I lost 25 lbs that way.
saraa615 0
This is what happens when you are in treatment for an eating disorder. The OP may not be 'fat' at all. Her "skinny jeans" may have fit her at unhealthy weight, and now that she's back to a healthy scale number, her skinny jeans are now considered her "fat jeans." She might just think of herself as fat, not actually be overweight. That's what Anorexia does to you. NOT OP's fault, if this is the case.
skatergirl21 2
HAHAHAHAHAH THAT MEANS U ARE SUPER FAT HAHAHAHAHAH I WOULD LIKE TO SEE U GET SOME WEARING THOSE. FYL
skatergirl21 2
HAHAHAHAHAH I WOULD LIKE TO SEE U GET SOME WAIT U CANT BECUZ U ARE FFAATTT.
Butterbuns 1
I love that everyone assumes the OP is a whale or something. It could be a person who went from a size 3 to a size 5 for all you know. Which, if you consider that fat, you're nuts.
sublime93 0
I actually thought this was hilariously worded