FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Fatnotpregnant
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
gretel
Australia
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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123sploosh 0
I KNOW!! I AGREE thank you
loveurlifeJK 5
As much as I agree some of these comments are kind of cruel, if you're so fat that fat jeans become too small, you ARE a lazy ******. Sorry, but it's true.
Jessie5099 0
quit buying bigger sizes. it will force you to work towards fitting into your "skinny" jeans. or just keep eating donuts.
cosmolilly 0
you need to accept that you dont have "fat jeans" anymore You ARE fat now But hold on to your smaller sizes and dont accept the weight gain Hang them on a hanger in a visible place on the wall r doorknob and work hard t =o fit back into them before it gets out of hand. Good Luck :)
Jessticle85 0
sounds to me like u should exercise or eat healthier. that's not an FML at all.
iljajlm 4
I don't get why people complain about their weight so damn much. Work the **** out and do something about it!
DeadMansCrack 4
..or you can just say "Today, I'm fat.FML". lose some weight jigglypuff
allmidnighteyes 11
I think Snorlax would have worked better in this situation
ohmandapants 17
LMFAO no i like jigglypuff :) for some reason it's funnier.
somethingawesome 9
You need to start dieting and excercizing.
lrb081 0
I have a sneaking suspicion that the OP is probably some vain teen/young adult who probably wears a size 2 and is now a size 4 and calling herself fat.