Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Fatty Fatty Fatso
Somers, United States
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Top comments
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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d00shfag5150 0
Go onto Biggest Loser
spiderowner 8
He lives in canada smart one
krispykreem 0
What #1 said. Not eating as much just might help. Just maybe.
Goldfinch86 0
aww, I know how you feel, just buy new jeans. It will be okay. Besides you can probably lose that weight if it was only a small amount gained.
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
cacheson 42
I wore stretchy shorts and yoga pants for a long time because it was summer once and when I went back to my jeans they didn't fit. It can happen.
ChrisWasHere 0
Diets don't always work. Just try excersizing instead of complaining onto FML.
roundnproud 7
CAN WE STOP WITH THESE WHY I AM SO FAT ITS NOT MY FAULT WAAAH FML'S thanks :)
curryndricegirll 0
Fine. Same for the anorexics. Tell them to eat more.
Seti_fml 0
i dont think i've ever seen a "i'm anorexic" fml. They usually know that what they're doing is their fault.
scorpioserpent 1
lmao, that's true, there aren't any I'm skinny FMLs but there's a ton of fat ones.
roundnproud 7
#45, i'm not pathetic enough to write an fml about me being extremely skinny, though, so your comment is completely irrelevant... i know the fact that i don't eat enough shows and i'm fine with that.
kalliope_fml 0
Maybe people don't write FMLs about being skinny because being thin (even unhealthily so) is still condoned/appreciated in our society? Whereas we've got this whole negative outlook towards any woman (there's a significant bias towards judging women rather than men on their appearance) who is even a little chubby.
roundnproud 7
Yo, Kalliope, unlike many of the dicks on this site I don't judge overweight people. (Look at my username xD) I just think complaining about it on the internet instead of actually going out and doing something about it is not only counterproductive, but... well, you know... sad.
kalliope_fml 0
Oh, agreed. If it's something out of the OP's control then it's perfectly valid as an FML. Weight related issues (unless they're involving some kind of illness) are within the OP's power to change. I guess my gripe is more with the fact that society still makes weight such a huge issue to begin with. My friend overheard someone say that she'd rather have cancer than be fat. (Because having cancer is such fun, right?) My mind boggles.
Kofu 0
Damn. Your friend slapped her, right? That was a stunningly ignorant thing to say. That, or kidnap her and force-feed her pasta like the guy in the movie Se7en (Morgan Freeman / Brad Pitt).
NicoleIAm 0
I read a book about anorexia and it said that they asked 4th and 5th graders questions about their opinions on weight. About 75% said that they would rather have their parents die, experience a nuclear explosion, and get cancer than be fat.
taskemus 10
@NicoleIAm That's really sad. OT, but do you remember the name of the book?
NicoleIAm 0
It was just called "Anorexia" but I don't remember who the author was.
darkmis1 18
Time for diet and exersize?
insertnameherr 11
words can not express how bad of a speller you are. you need to EXERCISE that brain of yours!
swanlee 0
Hey here's an idea, eat less, exercise more, than you won't be a fatass posting your lame crap here.
Darrian 2
Lay off the McDonalds and excercise a little.
Dabookofnothing 0
its to bad no one cares about you fatness
Number1Wiener 5
I doubt anyone here cares about fat people >.<