Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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thatslifeiguess7 16
Try big and tall. I get a 42 and hem them
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It is absolutely ridiculous that so many pairs of women's jeans, shorts, capris, etc. have what appear to be pockets but they're purely cosmetic and not functional. It makes absolutely no sense and is one of the stupidest style ideas ever invented.
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thatslifeiguess7 16
Try big and tall. I get a 42 and hem them
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It is absolutely ridiculous that so many pairs of women's jeans, shorts, capris, etc. have what appear to be pockets but they're purely cosmetic and not functional. It makes absolutely no sense and is one of the stupidest style ideas ever invented.
raven_of_azarath 35
Don’t forget women’s cargo pants have 1/4 the pocket space of men’s cargo pants.
Chazzster 32
(1) Try the big and tall stores and websites. (2) Try US stores and websites (including Amazon USA) - there are lots of wide people here and stores that cater to them. (3) Consider a “Fanny Pack” it’s a belt-like pouch that goes around your waist with zipper pockets. They are reasonably popular in the USA.
sarianna 10
Athletic cut men's pants are more hip-friendly!
emacdonald239 8
I feel your pain, I also have wide hips!