Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Top comments
ajay96 3
Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down
nutella830 0
Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:
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4wow4 0
First! Well If your that skinny we dont mind ;)
ajay96 3
Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down
Jakesterk96 8
At least you were not trying on underwear.
n_epic_fail 14
Reminded me of that holly maddison jeans commercial...
TheDrudgeChild 4
That's unfortunate... but at least you dropped two pants sizes, that's amazing! :)
drlove78843 6
Relax you're a girl. Girls body is a peace of art :)
bieberfreak18 0
That's so weird you say that ! I JUST watched that movie yesterday ;) lol
BostonBruinsFan 8
I think he did.......
BostonBruinsFan 8
I think he did.......
Mash_SF 1
Sounds like a good time haha.
derpster 7
at least you didn't leave the store, right?
ICATiger 13
Guy walks into OPs changing room. 'Awesome free pants, and there my size!! This is hella cool'
Pentium_4 27
derpster is gonna shit a brick! they're*
Jakesterk96 8
When I read that part, I thought it was going to say she got tackled by a security guard.
nutella830 0
Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:
ICATiger 13
OP dropped the sizes cause it makes them look hot
DnaFilmmaker96 7
You don't say?
zuzupetalsYO 11
Probably different brands and is exactly the same size.
hutch8429 0
They could've been labeled wrong also.
ohSNAPyall 27
No biggie.
OhHushDear 11
Lmao, I've come close to doing that before =)
ArsenalFan12 0
Happens to a lot of people. Chill
Swiftly 0
What kind of people
flockz 20
forgetful people?
Awsumuzzie 12
I sometimes almost walk out with my hurr in the aurr. Except it's not exactly the same since people wouldn't know.
xxmusicroxxx 0
What??
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm not sure if you're talking to me, 50, but I'm usually confusing. I am Muslim and have to cover my hair so that males don't see me. Sometimes I would almost walk out in public WITH MY HAIR SHOWING :O (caps are to make it more dramatic). That's all, I was sharing something no one cares to know :)
xxmusicroxxx 0
I was, thank you(:
twilightluvr101 4
Damn I kinda wanna know what stores u shop at since that seems to happen a lot
teyyoshi 19
in fact it is caught by cams
Scarshadow101 6
63- I CARE!! I'm Muslim as well, so I totally relate to where you're coming from. Sometimes I have a heart attack when my hair or skin is showing...though I guess a lack of pants may just be a bit worse XD OP, congrats on dropping the pant sizes!! It sucks that you flashed the area around you, though...
anon80214 15
Shit happens. Congrats on the two pants sizes though!
SMHreally 0
*I'm coming out I want the world to know got to let it show*