FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Fatnotpregnant
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
gretel
Australia
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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krector13 0
Stop bitching and do something with your damn life. you probably had a biggie sized meal stuffed in your mouth as you were typing. i have advice tho. Step 1... Don't be fat eat less and exercise more. Step 2 stop bitching and if you are still havin trouble go to step one you fucktard
thesavvymage 0
Today is August 30th. Since June 19th (the day school ended) i have lost 25 pounds. The first month was not drinking pop or eating chips and other than that just some light dieting. In the 2nd month i kept it up and started to run every other morning or so. Minimal effort on my part, and in 2 months and 11 days i have gone from 205 pounds to 180 which is much healthier for my height (6ft tall male). In other words, losing weight is actually very easy.
gigi2009 0
how is this really an honest ydi? and #122, the catch is the thinner one gets, the harder it is to lose weight because the body starts liking it more as there isn't that much in excess (anymore) + you're a guy, and the OP is female. which means obviously it's easier for you.
FMLreactor 0
Are we supposed to pity you?
esodrevOcinorhC 0
My comment was deleted. Guess people can't handle the truth... ...****** fatties
bigotcretin 0
YDI for being obese.
MajinBuu609 0
this fml is old. it's been on the site ages ago. who checks the FMLs that get to the site?
jmsweet6 0
Why is everyone so rude? Not everyone is born with a fast metabolism. Losing weight can be really hard for some people and easy for others. I suggest exercising and maybe calorie counting? Thats what I did and I lost 15 pounds that left me exactly where I wanted to be (130lbs) Good LUck!
vsc1992 0
Ok so first of all why do all you people have to be so ignorant? How would you like it if this was your fml? And fyi, just because someone posts one short fml doesn't mean they spend all their time on the computer. All you people talking about how much you exercise appearently have the time to read the posts and comment on them. So why don't you guys all just shut up about people you don't even know and worry about your own pathetic selves
baseball_34 0
ha fat ass