FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Fatnotpregnant
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
gretel
Australia
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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Vertoule 7
I got a pill for you that will stop you from gaining weight. It's about three inches wide, made entirely out of cork, and is meant to be used for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week until the problem is fixed.
Admiral_Awesome 0
God have a ******* heart man, anyone can do this and if they're on fml they 're obviously not happy about it! Don't ever tell anyone to kill themselves bud cause Karmas a bitch.
wubbie6723 0
no one wants to hear u complain about how fat u r!!!!!!!
blue_eyed 0
its surprising how easy it is to just put down the flippin cupcake
frankenberrie 0
Jenny Craig time!!!
joethebiden 8
Lay down the fork, fattie.
deaditegirl 0
If you don't like gaining weight, get off your ass and DO SOMETHING about it instead of whining on the internet. YDI.
carli_xo 0
#174: Tht is ttly uncalld for. Lik they WANT to be fat? I can only hope you r kiddng cuz rlly, thts ridiculous. Tellng sum1 to get an eating disordr cuz they THNK theyr fat? She proly isnt even rlly fat. Plus ur an idiot. Iv nevr heard a wors argument in my life. All the ppl who r bashng fat ppl just shut up. The OP is only sayng tht she gaind weight. Dnt get on her bak about it. U rnt her mothr!
YDIBITCHES 0
You suck dick at spelling #175
ohmandapants 17
LMAO.This made me laugh. I'm amused. Thank you. But in a way you're completely right. Hehe and I thought I was bitchy :). And #175 pick up a ******* dictionary and learn how to spell. It would take you what? An extra second to type that ONE MISSING LETTER?
mkivsuptt 0
YDI for being a fat slob, you fatty.
melange_fml 0
YDI for thinking being fat is a bad thing. And everyone else on this thread also deserves whatever ill befalls them for calling you a fatty.