Anonymous
Couch potato
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
This pandemic is ruining our health in so many ways
Today, I'm in pretty good physical shape. No, wait, that was two years ago. Now I need to take a break after brushing each quadrant of my teeth because my arm gets tired. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Anonymous
Fall City, United States
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Fred
France
Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML
crossfitter
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
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Bogrbon 27
That's a new level of out of shape. Get out of bed and start moving. Unless that lays bag was 50' across it can't way that much, as we know they're almost completely air.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
what happened for it to get this bad? :(
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Bogrbon 27
That's a new level of out of shape. Get out of bed and start moving. Unless that lays bag was 50' across it can't way that much, as we know they're almost completely air.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
what happened for it to get this bad? :(
RichardPencil 32
No pain, no gain! Feel the burn. Keep working at it so you can eat all the chips you want and get the body you deserve.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That could be a very not good medical condition actually, and not just "laziness"
Grizz8831 14
start small. change out chips for air popped popcorn. soda for juice. work on making the fast food at home (pizza is easy). simple things that may not seem like alot make bigger steps easier. I was at one point 350lbs. I'm more like 250 now but BMI dropped massively. once you feel more healthy add some weights, go for walks. set goals like at -25lb you go out for dinner etc. I'm no dietitian nor am I at my end goal, but I know what has been working to go there and not just give up.
Huldan MeGroyn 13
That sounds a lot like you need a doctor..
Brightside86 31
Yeah, but how great are Lays, right?