Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
Today, I tend to get bloated in the afternoons when I suffer from stress. Lately, I've been so stressed out that I'm seriously considering buying maternity pants, because not even my stretchiest sweat pants will fit me after 4 p.m. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
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cacheson 42
The real question is what stage maternity they are... if it's like 4 months then I think you're okay but if they're like 9 months then you might want to work on that.
Mowmee 14
It's okay! If you still like them, keep wearing them! :)
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Mowmee 14
It's okay! If you still like them, keep wearing them! :)
cacheson 42
The real question is what stage maternity they are... if it's like 4 months then I think you're okay but if they're like 9 months then you might want to work on that.
HaloMaster1 2
But...to be fair....to be fair....they are comfortable
HaloMaster1 2
But...to be fair....to be fair....they are comfortable
minissaussette 25
It really depends there are 0 size maternity clothes where there's only room for the belly, the fabric expands but the rest stays the same
species4872 20
Well it took time for you to notice, maybe others wont :)
Lexyy17 18
Maternity jeans are the best. My daughter is almost a year old and I almost cried the other day because my favourite maternity jeans got a hole in them and I finally have to give them up and start wearing real jeans again.
Bearsmomma 30
I remember that situation