FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Fatnotpregnant
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
gretel
Australia
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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mushrooms_fml 0
Sucks!
ohs0sam 0
Why is everyone who comments on these an asshole? I'm sure we could tear each and every one of you apart because of one of your flaws.
TRUBored 0
I used to be fat. I got depressed about it. Did I go on FML and complain about it? No, I put the fu*king fork down and started exercising. 110lbs later I can now laugh at fat people and realize that fat people are lazy bitches
ThatOneGuy11 0
Is anybody else sick of fat fml's? YDI for not watching your diet. Unless you have an eating disorder, stop complaining and deal with the life you chose.
morgan020 0
instead of buying new fat jeans buy a treadmill
JP101 0
YDI...fatty.
XxCoolPersonxX 0
it's called the gym try it out
JJawbreakerr 0
Sorry you're fat? No offense but putting this on FML isn't that great of an idea. For one, get off of the computer NOW. Get out and do something active. Stop eating fatty, unhealthy foods and just... Get healthier, and thinner, and happier. It's safe to say that YDI. Not for being fat, but for not doing anything about it. Take control of what's yours and make it happen. But don't complain about it, that's a waste of your time and ours.
whooooop 0
i like skinny jeans :]
maltesegrl 0
Most of the comments that have been put here are cruel! Why not get a life instead of judging other ppl. Putting on weight is not necessarily a "lazy" pursuit. People might be going through some personal issues or simply going through a busy time in their lives. so shut up and stop judging other ppl
Syn_fml 0
'Putting on weight is not necessarily a "lazy" pursuit. ' Yeah! Some people might be actively trying to put on weight!
cucumberfabulous 7
Hahah but some people put on weight because of a disease, and they can't lose it even if they try. So SOMETIMES it's not the persons fault =P
noName123456 0
but 99% of the time thats not the case and since its not mentioned in this FML im assuming its not the case here
luckyjack 0
your never to busy to exercise, i work 80 hours a week and still have time to exercise, i ride my bike to work 12 miles each way, its called wake up half an hour earlier, dont watch tv so much, go to bed half an hour earlier so you dont actually lose any sleep, if you got personal issues go to the gym beat on a punching bag or something, there is no excuse to be fat
nooseandnail 0
blah....this thread is evil.