marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LustyDragon
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
flyingpuppy
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...
TheGreatAlexande 12
That sounds pretty sexy to me...
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Comments (112)
kirdypie 14
That would look awesome as hell!!! I wonder if I can get my boyfriend to do it.
rivaraven 35
That sounds interesting, though I'd shave my boyfriend's pubes in his sleep, if he did that. Yeah.
perdix 31
Shave yours into a goatee until he backs off. Or, even better, mutton chops. Yes, mutton chops!!!
poccocurantes 7
They could do it together and naked they would look like the guys on the Ludens cough drops box.
perdix 31
#65, you mean Smith Brothers. Google Ambrose Burnside (for whom sideburns are named), and check out those mutton chops! Imagine a chick with her bush shaved like that . . . I need a moment.
NigerianMedicine 11
The pubic hairs of a true gentlemen. Good show.
efrainelboricua 12
He wanted a manstache
martin_martian7 11
I tried to do a Mohawk but failed lol
bangrod 5
What's wrong with that? Geez what's wrong with harmless fun? Do you like his pubes that much?
hurleyjoe 8
At least he didn't try to shave YOUR pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. That would have been awkward.
coffeechick68 1
Why in gods name would you have to beg for that? Im all for manscaping but why a handlebar mustache???
dan_in_wi 12
why! handle stashes are awesome... up above, or below, it don't matter!