marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LustyDragon
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
flyingpuppy
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...
TheGreatAlexande 12
That sounds pretty sexy to me...
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Comments (112)
kurodansei 16
Well clearly those handlebars are meant for riding purposes so hold on tight!
daniel_dd31 13
after reading this the temptation is to great. I have to go do this.
wlddog 14
Exactly what i was thinking. Maybe she just liked him bushy down there. Kind of an afro going on down there.
klutz44 28
I was going to say, "pics or it didn't happen!" but you're 17 and my joke wasn't that funny to begin with.
desireev 18
I'm probably not the first one to say this, but that's, actually, pretty awesome. That's a talent! It'd be a shame if you shunned him for that.
RainbowDashie140 12
Sounds like your love lives would be much fancier if he went though with it...
MassiveBerry 9
Like a sir.
kriz_allizwell 6
My thoughts exactly.
maggySNP 12
Let him do it, see what that bad boy looks like with a mean tache
matrixx01001 4
Maybe a pic of that on reddit?
rivera323 5
It'll give you something to hang on to while you go for a ride!
MistaBlista 9
Pubic hair like a sir.
KingCeltic77 18
I was actually going to make the exact same comment.
KingCeltic77 18
Screw the mustache, he should grow a Viking beard!