Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...
TheGreatAlexande 12
That sounds pretty sexy to me...
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Comments (112)
foxholeathiest 4
All these deserve its are men
BleepBoop 2
It would serve to be an amazing thing if pulled off correctly, but if he were to mess up?
sesor 7
Hilarious!
Klutch505 4
Lololol
djsaxby 1
This is why men rock. We will do anything.
octopussperm125 18
I've gotta try this
smacka98 1
you should have let him, it would have made for some interesting mustache intimacy.
BinaryGuy 22
YLS, but that would be hilarious :)
Nyo84 8
Well, I never thought there was more than one way to give a mustache ride, but here we are. Thank you for that insight, OP
Troisaules 7
You married him lol!