Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML
Today, I have been victimised by a lunch thief at work for months, despite numerous complaints to management, so I exposed the thief by lacing my curry with that old classic, laxatives. Even though my coworker was caught brown-handed shitting himself, I was the one suspended for making him sick. FML
Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.
Mjwnenrjs 17
What is an upper decker??
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azcardinals1307 2
I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.
Death_From_Above 0
Sucks to suck!
freddyisepic 2
An upper-decker?
CryMoreFMLs 15
26 - It's when you take a (massive) shit in the tank above the toilet, resulting in it not being found for some time, making a horrid stench and being an asspain to clean up.
freddyisepic 2
Haha what an awesome prank IMO
LiveLaughFML 10
it's like the story the boy who cried wolf. except without all the townspeople and flesh-eating beasts. :~)
BadKitty13 28
EWWW how GROSS.
BadKitty13 28
EWWWW That is really GROSS ! OP GROW THE **** UP ! you deserve to be fired ! I have no pity for you.
Andr913 13
Right now, there are 374 FYLs and 374 YDIs...keep it that way!!!
LiveLaughFML 10
#39: lol um no OP didn't do that =/ please re-read the FML carefully.
chell1894 13
I suspect, your ******
white16sox 19
FYL OP. This sucks.
ImFrackinBored 13
This happens to me at school xD (being blamed, not ******** in the top part of the toilet O___O)
UMad_Bro 3
lol they prankes you back
UMad_Bro 3
pranked* the d and the s are next to eachother on the keyboard, my bad xD
citymayer 7
Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself. You do know there's an edit feature right?
citymayer 7
Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself. You do know there's an edit feature right?
citymayer 7
Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself. You do know there's an edit feature right?
Mjwnenrjs 17
What is an upper decker??
ArcadePie 10
When someone takes a shit in the cistern (top part of toilet)
Silenthunter 0
Watch The Office (U.S)
ShyAnn29 15
Thank you 8, I didn't know what that was either
chell1894 13
It's a ******* bitch to clean up and takes people a long time to find where the horrid stench is coming from.. I'd kill someone if they did that to my toilet. Except it is the ultimate revenge. Someone pisses you off, just upper decker their toilet.
Iheartfunny 1
Well OP knew the risks when he singed up to be the office prankster its just not a job for everyone. We lose so many new recruites that way its a damn shame
HerpaderpMeg 12
its worse when the shit sits there, then when you flush the toilet, bam, shit instead of water. Most disgusting thing ever.
coltsrock37 15
That's what you get for not taking your job seriously
AngryCanadian 0
Jim Halpert just got owned
ArcadePie 10
Kind of like the boy who cried wolf except with pranks, and someone taking a dump in the cistern
megapeyt 17
2 things 1: good analogy 2: nice profile pic
FreakAZoidd 3
I kno 12, already said it, but your profile pic makes me laugh every time.
ckr911 5
Maybe you shouldn't be annoying and play idiot pranks on your colleagues.
fatalkiss 0
Well, uh... You wanted people to see you that way, so now they do. What'd you expect?
megapeyt 17
The one time you don't do it, is the one time you WILL take the heat for it. That's life for you. FYL dude
Dramori 29
Demand DNA testing on the evidence? ;)
farhil 14
Dude, I totally thought you were a girl at first...
twofirstnames 12
Karma..