Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
soapy
Canada
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
hairball
United States
Hair care
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Superbaker123 14
Why not make him clean it up? Does he not have any consideration for others?
takeittoem 8
<p>Ugh... should have made HIM do it....</p>
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chirstinap325 23
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First world problems.
takeittoem 8
<p>Ugh... should have made HIM do it....</p>
Superbaker123 14
Why not make him clean it up? Does he not have any consideration for others?
RipperoniPizza 19
Must have been a hairy situa.... nevermind..
1hardasswoman 10
Are you his maid?
Cadillac_kid_15 27
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Nickname is waitingtomoveout. You shouldn't have a son if you can't even afford your own place.
rissa5214 14
#6 sometimes things happen that are beyond our control
potatoe_barf 13
Frankly it's irresponsible to have a kid or engage in unprotected sex if you can't support yourself.
Raye_Delvego 8
<p>Maybe they could support themselves, then got on hard times and had to move back home? we don't know how old the son is, even 5 year olds need help bathing. </p>
jencredible 1
It's like I could've written this. Glad I'm not the only one :(
OysterPearls 33
Um... What?? Just because OP lives with family doesn't make them a bad parent, and their son probably has an even stronger support system in the home because of it. Don't be so judgemental.
OysterPearls 33
That was directed toward #6. Also, not sure why the app isn't letting me directly edit my comment, sorry.