Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
Just be glad he didn't come with the same attitude as Peter and do something so inappropriate to do at a wake only Seth McFarland could think it up.
caplox 6
what an ass.
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Comments (93)
caplox 6
what an ass.
lolkaela 6
definitely time for him to find a new girlfriend...
beddington 7
Come on. Nothing says " I'm sorry for your loss." like Peter Griffin
marxistbkly 3
Is it possible to gargle ass appropriately?
kwyk 23
Your mum seemed to think so.
rangermedic77 5
I'm tired of coming to the comments on fmls and the first one is always a very short, very obvious statement that's completely worthless. I need more of the funny shit I used to see
Catkam623 27
So why don't you write the first comment?
201chasew 22
in his defense, wakes are meant to pay respects to the deceased, not dress well to impress the others at the funeral home.
sens3sfailing 25
Just be glad he didn't come with the same attitude as Peter and do something so inappropriate to do at a wake only Seth McFarland could think it up.
smartman136 8
I could see it now. "Hey, she kinda looks like opie. If i just fix this *bone crack noise* there. Don't she look like opie?"
m3lyc 18
Macfarlane, not Macfarland, dumbass.
LolPieRofl 11
"You dont understand me!" *runs away*
asleepingbear 8
So heartless or he is to dumb to know what a wake is
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I see your username is 'asleepingbear,' but please, add the extra 'o' to make it 'too.'
kakarot2 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
^if you are trying to correct someone, make sure you are right, otherwise you look like an idiot.
Deviant_fml 5
Someone looks like an idiot... since it IS 'too dumb' =P
michaeljcaboose 7
Goku, we will leave saving the earth to you any day, but obviously English is not your strong point. In this case, 'too' is correct.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
lol @35
Metallica36176 16
31- Even though I like DBZ and normally I would overlook certain things , this time I cannot. You are a dumbass. Its ok to a point to correct someone, but when you're wrong it makes you a bigger ******** than what you were originally. What the hell dude?? Why were you trying to be mean?
retrorewind 13
maybe he was thinking "come as you are". but yeah i believe he should've worn something nicer, that is if he had anything nicer!
Dblocker 18
Is it really such a bad thing that he left the wake? Either way you're dating a real winner OP(sarcasm for the slow ones on this site).
heliraptor 13
If that were me, he'd be next into the ground. That's just disrespectful.
megzaz 10
Maybe he should just stick to watching TV instead of getting too involved with humanity...
desireev 18
The lack of respect in this world today is just astonishing. What an asshole! FYL, OP.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him he needs to Lois the shirt or you'll send Quagmire after him...