AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Stranded
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
MadameM
United States
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
zoe
Long walk home
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
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Emzinatorbot 26
The irony is real
colby6666 43
"Hello?" "Yeah...Hey Steve, uh," "Really Mike? Again? This is the third time this month."
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Comments (54)
acommonman 23
it happens to the best of us; surely you can call a fellow coworker to help you.
Emzinatorbot 26
The irony is real
ComoEsJuan 24
Made a key mistake, grasshopper.
Joshery 14
Call your boss?
ELoni_fml 25
Then you know how to fix it ^^
cakefete2 31
Yes! With the tools that are also locked in the car.
sdroze1389 31
lol I also used to work for AAA and did that. I actually had my reach outside the car but the pump wedge and my phone were inside with the keys.
Charles900 16
We've all done that once in a while. At least working for the AAA, you can get help quickly.
ToxicTyrael 26
I'm sorry but what does AAA stand for? I guess your opening doors or cars in your job?
wildgenius 13
It stands for "Triple A"
HairIsEverything 15
Haha! Of course it stands for triple A. I think anybody could decider that. Anyway, to ACTUALLY answer your question, it's a company that you can have insurance with so whenever you have a problem(ex. locking keys in car, battery dead, flat tire) they will come to your rescue.
HeadlessSparrow 20
I never say Triple A when talking about AAA. I actually say "A A A."
eleven22 11
Heheh I have to chuckle at that "madgenius" comment there #10
False_Stupidity 42
Strong with this one, the irony is. Live this down, you won't for forever will this haunt you.
ImBored15 21
The first one was good, but the second kinda ruined it. Nice try though!
llamafish 25
Do you at least get an employee discount?