Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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zembof 3
I have Abigail Pokémon fetish shout out to everyone out there in the Pokémon world I LOVE YOU ALL Note: 1.Pokémon 2.digimon 3. DBZ 4.Gundom 5.zoudz(I forget how to spell it) 6.Yu-Gi-Oh I left out alot so have fun kids bye
Shadow4i5 3
y is ur username gayboii!? ur giving everyoneluvsboners mixed signals
bethisapanda 0
hah, I'm 17 and a female, hell pokemon are WAYYY better than us girls.
angela3222 0
I don't know about you but this just made my day and I now want to marry OP.
katsteak 0
WTF. you should be dreaming about yugioh. like the dark magician girl. but i prefer dark magician since im a girl. mmmm yummy.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
...What...?
starrpower 0
that's kind of strange? but I guess some people can't really control what they dream about ....
tayza249 20
I'm 17, and that sounds like an epic dream to me! :D
katsteak 0
actually its surprise adoption. not kiddnapping.
rat3dxx 0
lol pokemon was fun...when i waz 10 years old
okmankk 4
shiney charmander= shiney charzard!