pokeloser
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ignored
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Canada
So sad
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
educatttiiioonnn
United States
Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML
wispywee
Canada
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
annie
San Jose, United States
Memento
Today, at the age of 24, the only way I can remember anything at all is if I repeat it over and over again like a mantra. FML
anon
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Germantown, United States
YouTubers take note
Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML
bored
I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
Today, I found a deck of Uno cards. Being extremely bored, I decided to put them in order. I now know EXACTLY which cards I'm missing. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Maths
Today, I realized my brain has degraded so fucking much when I could only do one math question over the span of 24 hours. FML
mudy247
Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML
Anonymous
Marinette, United States
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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NPDclusterBaware 8
At least those Pokemon will be included in Sword and Shield!
wmayrhofer 18
With such a phenomenal memory you should be able to find a fulfilling job! Friends too if you dumb it down a little
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wmayrhofer 18
With such a phenomenal memory you should be able to find a fulfilling job! Friends too if you dumb it down a little
NPDclusterBaware 8
At least those Pokemon will be included in Sword and Shield!
RichardPencil 32
Well, you can always get crackin’ to memorize the next generation. And after that, Pokémon Deep Space Nine.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't forget Pokémon: Voyager, Enterprise, and Discovery. Oh, and Pokémon: Picard.
Oley 27
That can happen when you peek in Middle school & it just goes down hill from there :)
Noela Abney 5
seriously tho, round of applause for honoring gen 1
lkb307 21
Seriously, Turn off all of your electronic devices. Take a shower, get dressed, go outside. Talk to people. Call people. If you want a life, you have to go and get it. It will not come to you.
walkerbait1998 6
yo same tho
manb91gb 15
Yes, yes you do