Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML
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Top comments
alexiiiiis09 0
I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion
oolama 2
I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..
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poopman777 0
ouch bro
Tessa39 0
that seems a tad unprofessional...
Ryan0510 0
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mismonroe 0
Also, just because the sign looks legit, doesn't mean the doctor practicing under your local bridge is.
mismonroe 0
But you wouldn't know, as we've never seen anything worthwhile from you.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Some day I hope you get the chance, to live like you were dyinnnn'! :D
jennesque 2
Probably because he should've gone to a legit doctor, not some stupid clinic. Plus, if op is taking this doctors opinion seriously, they're an idiot.
Derpino 0
He could be a normal person and forget things sometimes. though why he didn't just look it up in a computer at the office is beyond me.
QwertyMcNugget 0
I smell law suit! :D
mismonroe 0
Shit, didn't mean to post here FML.
PiXiEdUsT07 7
I think you may be missing the point. It's the idea that matters.
Awsumuzzie 12
38 is right... Clinics are pretty useless... The doctor told me that I'll die earlier and sooner than my friends because "my heart might just get tired of pumping so fast". Hopefully I'll live long enough to tell you if he's wrong... Idiot.
tigerlilypop 7
Go to a different doctor?
Enchantified 8
Are you American by any chance?
inurfacerotflol 0
there's Canadian healthcare for ya, it may be free but I'd rather be treated properly
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Time to find a new doctor.
urdirtyolduncle 15
68-- Sorry, that was the burritos I ate earlier.
prayforanescape 0
I was going to say "BURRITOS!" but I was distracted by the picture of the monkey with a red bum....xD
Daerauko 0
no where in this fml does OP say "he" is a doctor. "he" could have been a gypsy casting a curse upon OP for being a douche or something.
courtneyward 1
He must have gone to doctor dumbass
whitesox365 0
117, read the top, op is from canada. although i do love the smell of a good stereotype in the morning, thanks
josiej0j0 0
who is "he"? You might wanna try to ve more specific, OP:
oolama 2
I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..
shovels 0
The doctor is an idiot... Yahoo is way better
Snowstar 0
Ugh, all that show is is random videos. Plus eye-close-ups. SO MANY EYE CLOSE UPS
crazy17balls 0
111..... lol agreed
doink 0
And awkwardly slow blinking.
Aim4thebullseye 4
i don't know about the Internet your gunna get a lot of things like "LOL U DIES TMMR MKAY LOL"
TheTweaker 0
Obvious troll is obvious #111
MOWOWW 0
lp
ChickenInMyKitch 4
can we all thumb down #111. he underestimates the power of google
itsbritneybixchh 0
dont forget the suspicious omnious music! MD FTW!
bitchslapped22 14
Bing it.
alexiiiiis09 0
I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion
BigHoshJosh 0
and less stupid
vickthedick 10
never said a doctor told him that
heyy17 10
Time to google another doctor
soccersgr8 6
some doctors are idiots
dorux1897 0
what kind of doctor is he?!?
JesusFishTaco 5
Dr. Nasty
unluckiestperson_fml 14
A shit one.
knights95 9
The kind of doctor that is in the dark alley giving discounted prostate exams.
cgchamp89 7
Hey, my doctor does that... and it's always at a discounted price. He's legit.
DigitalFusion 4
Hi everybody! He's Dr. Nick!
omg_a_BALLOON 0
Who ever said 'he' was a doctor?
Jorcar 8
OP never even mentioned the diagnoser IS a doctor.
xroflmao 0
115 - I think OP changed the FML. If you read it the first time, it included doctor in it.
rocketeer_97 1
All you guys are wrong ! It's obvious it's Doc Bastard.
ribbyc80 0
isn't it obvious!? the doctor is a gynecologist and the prognosis is that op is growing a ******, which will expand in magnitude, and by 30 will completely envelope op. DUH!!!
alex1432 9
dr who
xroflmao 0
doctor or "doctor"?
mba1425 0
pineapples
swimmer3141 10
Sounds like you need a new doctor. This doctor clearly doesn't know what he or she is talking about.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah everyone knows from the bing commercials bing is better.
hyperdrive 4
Don't trust medical advice from your crack dealer.
MarkFeehily 0
I hear doctor House is pretty good ;)
mintcar 10
Better check a very reliable source like WebMD. Derp. And I really hope your condition isn't too serious. :/
mthammer 4
Ya because dying when your 30 isn't a big deal (note the sarcasm)
knights95 9
By reliable source you mean Wikipedia right.
Miss_Andi87 0
HA!!! webMD is about as trustworthy as wikipedia
mintcar 10
119, it was sarcasm. -facepalm-
mintcar 10
27, since the doctor didn't know much about the condition and the situation, there's a small chance that he could've misdiagnosed. That is what I meant by " I hope it isn't too serious. " Trying to be optimistic.
mintcar 10
Better check a very reliable source like WebMD. Derp. And I really hope your condition isn't too serious. :/
DKParth13 5
why the hell is this posted twice!!
mintcar 10
Because i'm using the FML app and it glitches up sometimes. That's the hell why.
itsbritneybixchh 0
calm your **** 140. geez.
ritbbehindu 0
no, bing it
tybtab 5
screw bing yahoo all the way
fyriwolf666 8
We all know Google reigns supreme.
atroxletum 6
Pfft. I'm so hipster, I use ask.com, sellouts.
itsbritneybixchh 0
YAHOO ANSWERS FTW
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Psh, Wikianswers is obviously the way to go. It's never wrong.
mk58 31
This doctor is a douche, an should go back to school. Get another opinion from another doctor.
atroxletum 6
*and
thisbeyou22 0
typo dude geez