Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I finally managed to have a lucid dream. I went to soar across the sky like Superman. Nothing happened. I went to have dream sex with a hot babe. Her body was just a blur and I didn't feel anything. I literally cannot recall the last time I was so disappointed in anything. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
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Top comments
Gofuckyourself 24
Inception?
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least it was a hot girl. It’d be more depressing if you wasted prime dream time fantasizing about ******* an uggo!
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Comments (13)
Gofuckyourself 24
Inception?
RichardPencil 32
What the **** is wrong with you? You need to apologize to her right away and hope you don’t get booted from the site for abuse!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
@davidfong What the **** is wrong with you dude? Get some help.
julfunky 29
Compared to some of the other things this jerkoff has said, it’s nothing. Surprised he hasn’t been banned already. He needs to grow up. Trolling is pathetic.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I like that movie. A dream within a dream within another dream inside of another dream and now on lost in limbo lol
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least it was a hot girl. It’d be more depressing if you wasted prime dream time fantasizing about ******* an uggo!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Girls who aren't hot, are they offended by guys who talk highly of hot girls.
Aphrodite 20
Low self esteem is a very unattractive trait. People buy what you sell them. Sell the idea that you’re confident and attractive (even if you aren’t) = pull girls. Sell the idea that you’re lame and ugly (even if you aren’t)= girls run away.
RichardPencil 32
Listen to the Goddess of Love!