anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Secret sex
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Anonymous
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
ac19k
Franklin, United States
Today, I kept having dreams that I had made drunken snapchats. Those weren't just dreams. FML
frankrizzo
Canada
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
slickrick22
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
What is wrong with my brain?
Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
BrittUnicorn
Morristown, United States
Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
Anonymous
El Paso, United States
Soft spot
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
So....was it a magical experience?
QueenSaru 28
I mean, if it was Jude Law era Dumbledore, no one blames you.
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Sagar Nair 12
So....was it a magical experience?
adjwejaelwkdc 21
The wording is confusing. Did you have sex with Dumbledore more than once during a single dream, or did you have several separate dreams about sex with Dumbledore? Neither one is really an FML or a YDI. It's just a thing. Are you afraid that you're secretly turned on by older bearded men? Sex dreams aren't always sexy or titillating. If older bearded men turn you on, you would already know about it. And if they do, what's the big deal in it? Your personal turn-ons are your personal turn-ons. So what?
dozyrosy 1
they're probably just grossed out man
QueenSaru 28
I mean, if it was Jude Law era Dumbledore, no one blames you.
Susan Yee 9
With the young or old Dumbledore?
mfranks19891989 10
Oh so it was you that killed him and not snape
LP13413 8
Did he use his Elder Wand on you?
Mathalamus 25
Well, that took a left turn.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You "Potterheads" are a bunch of freaks.
Jonkbaby 23
you shall not pass!!
Adam Scully 7
Ten points to Gryffindor!!!!