Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
CodeMan0712 5
dude thts awsome like i loce pokemin and im 15
EZ2XLR8 7
hahah it's okay. My son is 17 and still plays pokemon. He is still collecting cards. I even enjoy pokemon, I even know how to duel. I'm a real gamer and I still play pokemon red version and leaf green version and all those on my gameboy (yes I own a gameboy, 4 of them). Yeah, I'm a nerd for my age (35), but it's all about being yourself. I can still quote team rocket. If you like pokemon, than enjoy it. You're 15, there is NO rush on girls, there are plenty of fish in sea.
devwre 0
you sound like my step dad. he got me into videogames when I was young, for which I am forever grateful.
EZ2XLR8 7
haha yeah, my brother got me into them.
linnie_wesker 20
Uh, so what? I'm a girl, I'm going to be 19 in a month, and I'm addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh! Just look past the ***** and find a girl that likes Pokemon. You'll be fine.
EZ2XLR8 7
You like Yu-Gi-Oh too?? I love collecting their cards and duelling. I have a drawer full of them.
katsteak 0
mmm bakuras yummy. i love yugioh. i have a deck, & play online. nothing wrong with a 15 year old girl playing yugioh.
EG14_fml 8
Gotta catch em all even in your dreams!
Astroman129 7
I dreamt I was about to catch a shiny Tropius but it killed itself with confusion. I woke up crying and sweating.
ottercat13 0
you can't catch charmanders dumbass you get them as starter pokemon or from trades. pokemon kicks ass
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
hey dumbass ever heard of newer versions?
hazardoussmiles9 22
That's okay. Two days ago I dreamt that I befriended a penguin, and yesterday I befriended a bear. Which reminds me of the Spongebob song: "'F' is for Friends who do stuff together..."
BrownTaco 5
Hey, there is NOTHING wrong with trying to catch them all.
wiredream 0
Pokémon is friggin epic =U= I hope you catch your shiny charmander~
sematariux 7
atleast you admit it's a problem
okmankk 4
what would you know?