Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I yet again dreamt of the girl I loved in elementary school. She isn’t the woman I wound up marrying. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML
Today, I had a dream that I cheated on my boyfriend. With the person he was when we started dating. We’ve been dating for two and a half years and I love him, but he’s so different than when I first met him. Even though he’s technically the same person, I can’t help but feel like I cheated on him with him in my dream. FML
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
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Hagadin 0
wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube
Rainbowsareshiny 0
aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?
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Comments (50)
Hagadin 0
wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube
Cjw1220 0
How does that work? Is it better than lotion?
lmngrl889 14
this FML is almost identical to my life story as we. I feel for you op
beaglegal 42
Well that escalated quickly.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?
Tygastyle 0
emoest shit ever....move out
rcbarnes 24
I'm more troubled by the trite error/self-correction "clever" syntax, personally.
TheBigDawg 8
This is me. :S I'm a virgin, on top of all that.
Crackerman 0
I'm five years older....but otherwise, exact same boat!
Tri_fml 5
Lol sounds like my life.. except I have a job. My girlfriend left me, and I can't afford to rent my flat anymore, so I have to move back in with my mum next month.
spitfire921 0
wow....my sympathies friend, get yourself out there! you could get a job! i understand you about the love part though :/
MukyDaCookie 0
That rough man. If it means anything, I love the way you put it.
hondaguy_fml 0
damn....exact same boat over here! Only reason I'm jobless, and back here after being kicked out of our apartment, is because her dad doesn't like me and fired me, in return, had his daughter think I was a loser and broke up with me. He had a black eye for 2 weeks after I was done with him....I now have a restraining order on me from both of them.
simplicityx3 0
wow, you sound identical to my ex.