Mike
Lonely, so lonely
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brendejafulable
Talk to me
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
frankrizzo
Canada
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Sleepy
New Zealand
Alexa, play "Mind Games" by John Lennon
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Do you remember?
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Leave me alone
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
Anonymous
Anyone can be a 7 if you try hard enough
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
teepee
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why is "nice dream" in quotes? Is it a euphemism for a wet dream which itself is a euphemism for nocturnal ejaculation?
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RichardPencil 32
Why is "nice dream" in quotes? Is it a euphemism for a wet dream which itself is a euphemism for nocturnal ejaculation?