Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
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Top comments
Awesomeaxel 24
just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.
Queen_bee1234 21
kinky.
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Comments (61)
Awesomeaxel 24
just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.
Saikon1357 25
Naturally she'll still be pretty upset, but hopefully she'll try to be understanding about it.
Daylightscar 13
You literally just repeated the exact thing #1 said, you know you could always just like the comment if you agree with someone, not type the same comment
SunTzu2 9
They're all on drugs and don't realize what going on
MissSatan 16
If I were OP's girlfriend, I would still be pretty upset that he thought I was an alligator
JBChristian 47
It was a dream for Pete's sake #34, you can't control that!
brand125 17
34 - really??
dragonkisses28 25
Just explain it, OP. I once dreamed I was hitting someone and punched my husband in the face. Yeah they're upset at first, but it's kind of funny once you explain.
g007_fml 5
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U must have one ugly gf to mistake her for an alligator
SweetasCandy0609 28
#2 he was dreaming OP didn't know that he had her in a headlock until he woke up so it has nothing to do with his girlfriend being ugly.
g007_fml 5
That's what they all say.
thebestofboth 20
That's what the government wants you to think
Queen_bee1234 21
kinky.
garrett_8614 14
Who knows, maybe she's into that kind of stuff ;)
enddmd 27
The screams were of joy and pleasure rather than distress.
cadillacgal79 32
That happened to my dad once, he used to watch wrestling before he went to bed and also ended up putting my mom in a headlock.
LiliLatte 15
Try to explain the dream to her, OP. She'll probably understand
Enslaved 38
Or she'll probably "snap".
eaglerob 20
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That's a great excuse next time I want to put my wife in a headlock. I was dreaming, really!
JBChristian 47
Hopefully you'd never want to put your wife in a headlock.
MrDonSalvetti 27
Paul Hogan would be proud of you!
martin8337 36
And Hulk Hogan too.
rambleramble3 11
Hogan knows best!
alyoopz 10
Didn't we just do this one? It's always elbows when we're asleep, headlock is a new one lol
Sisonduty 8
i had the same case whenever my younger brother sleep beside me, resulting him to be headlock back from me.
vikky538 29
dreams are what want to be are pretend to be.. in your dream..your girlfriend is the alligator...