Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
IndiRae 9
Nope. I'm still scared^^^
emodude44 0
Look at your charmander. Now look at a beautiful, leggy brunette Now back to charmander Now back to the leggy brunette CHOOSE WISELY! Which will satisfy you more? A fictional pokemon Or a real, human companion!
Niege 0
Maybe it just symbolism. The girl of your dreams is represented by the shiny charmander so your goal is to catch her. So really it means you want a hot girl covered in glitter? That or you played Pokemon right before bed.
Jazzalyn 10
What's wrong with Pokemon? I have friends who play it, they're 19 and older. I don't know if they've dreamed about it. Maybe you should find a girlfriend who's into it...then you can play it together and dream about it together. Also...I like #369's idea...
aj01 3
I'm 24 and still watch the show and play the games. dont worry dreaming about them isn't a big deal
JRFaceless 8
I bet you dream about Misty all night long : )
chimcharx3 15
uhhhh o____o
EmoScreamer1717 0
haha good luck with life
OEBlaze 2
Dude, you're 15. Stop worrying. I would be surprised if you only did dream about girls. Besides, there are plenty worse dreams to dream. Be glad it wasn't a wet dream, and have pride in what you like. if you're embarrased to admit you like something, that's a problem, not liking it.
GrantTheftAuto 1
Forget Charmander, GET YOURSELF A DRAGONITE!!! THE OD OF THE OG!! Charizard? NOT A DRAGON TYPE!!!