Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
that is why god invented cops.
XxbubblegumkizxX 8
o.O thats not creepy...
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Comments (169)
jokerrose57 0
sucks
imosim 0
exit through the back door?
jordinomoose 0
fight em...
PushMyButtons 5
oh that's bit creepy at all.....o.0
PushMyButtons 5
*Not
chlorinegreen 27
I guess the guy can't pick up the phone and call the cops for having the ex sitting outside his house while making him feel threatened. I would feel scared too though. FYL
boyguydudemalema 0
shiz!! now you have to fight that one +6 more evil exes!
ILUVMSC 5
clingy!
enonymous 9
Please tell me it was an elementary kid who just slipped in mud outside
ScaughtieHolden 11
40, he's not clingy. He's at her new boyfriend's house. Stalk-y.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Awkward.. This is a situation when you go to the guys house to pick him up and if your ex trys to stop you, then you drop kick his ass.
Kn0wledge123 21
Time to get a gun.
bitchslapped22 14
Tell your date to go Scott Pilgrim on his ass!
juicedboi 7
Tell your date to man up a bit. Not trying to sound "hard" but you can't be that easily intimidated. All this assuming the guy isn't known for being a gun nut.
scrapmetal58 9
How the bloody hell did your ex know with whom and when you're going on a date?
zuzupetalsYO 11
haha reeeed neeeeeecks
BooGhosted 0
95 I hope that's not your solution to your problems !
the101dan 0
where in ak are you, op? :o
XxbubblegumkizxX 8
o.O thats not creepy...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
not at all, I do that all the time ;)
Blazingcrono 6
I thought you stalk under besides, not houses :/
Blazingcrono 6
bridges*
ryry98 7
4!!! yay!!! I'm close to first... for once and ram into his car!!:p
JesusFishTaco 5
Cool story bro.
ImInABox 6
Psycho ex boyfriend? What the hell kind of stuff did you put the poor guy on? Did you do a spell to make him love you only for you to dump him and now he's undeniably in love and will stop at nothing to get you back? O_o
JesusFishTaco 5
I wasn't aware that there could only be psycho ex-girlfriends...
sourgirl101 29
I don't think 5 implied that only ex-boyfriends could be psychos.(: The OP's ex sounds like a control freak and needs to be put in his place that it's over. I can't really say I blame that guy for canceling. Those strings attached to you seem to have a little too much crazy with it.
JesusFishTaco 5
Yeah, I started to think that too once I reread the comment and thought about it a little more. Curse my impulsive commenting.
heyy17 10
he's an EX for a reason
aliadnan708 6
call the cops n say ur theirs a spy infront of the house and the spy might be working with Al-qudia lol
wat11115 0
if he's a spy don't let his sap your tele
anorexicbarbie 8
16 Spy sappin' mah sentry! I was just playing The Orange Box too.. 7 Don't you mean Al-Qaeda? Al "qudia" made me make unladylike sounds. Nice try though.
monzach 5
7 I really wish I knew what you were saying. but your caveman talk confuses me
Ns_Visual 0
that might have worked if you spelled Al-Qaeda right...
OreoKami 0
hahaha yea cave man talk ohh eeee guunnba gooddsss
awwweczzz 0
cavemen don't wear shirts. coincidence? that's wut u seem to b missing
whirlednews 8
Your spelling is atrocious.
ollie179 21
that is why god invented cops.
Metal_Chick 15
Too bad they always show up 30mins late. But on the other hand, better late than never. Umm..right?
JesusFishTaco 5
Not if you're dead.
BrittanyPernell6 0
at if they show up 30 mins late there will be a pizza by then!:D
a_nutritionist 10
god invented cops? this puts a whole new spin on the bible.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Just an expression, we don't need your smart ass comments(:
strochenakilo23 0
the correct term for this would be that god CREATED cops. humans are not inventions.
BooGhosted 0
Are you sure!? I checked the dictionary and it says we're inventions! ;)
turkishjew 0
when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away
Ashes628 0
hmmm someone is a creeper/stalker
Thanatos1206 0
Is it me?!
Randuhh_17 4
that little eye thing you got goin' on there....makes you qualified...yes.
vampire1618 5
Just saying, I love your picture.
ILoveEggnog 7
Where in Alaska are you? I can make him move in exchange for a sandwich.
1luckys0b 0
I hear that I'm in anchorage
BrittanyPernell6 0
anchorage girl right here:)
WTFGOTOHELL 0
love your bio Eggnog. lol those are my face people too along with perdix
iAmScrubs 19
He will eventually make a run for his car, but he will be so nervous that he will press his foot on reverse and go backwards straight into his house.