zero_minded12
United States
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0
Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.
Luckster 0
Gotta love how these things are designed. XD
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GHEE_fml 0
Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.
sexymessy 0
Not saying this is fake or anything, BUT I've heard a comedian tell this joke before.Can't remember who but I think it was a comedian on Conan obrien when he did the late night with Conan Obrien show.
NataleeC 0
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hellokittywhore 0
this by far is in my top 3 favorite fml ever!!!!
turtles0706 0
haha you just made my day buddy. hahaha
thatfrenchguy 8
in soviet Russia nipples rub you
skyler_kitttyyy 0
guys don't have brest pockets just shirt pockets hoping u don't have man boobs
skyler_kitttyyy 0
It's not called a breast pocket inless u have them !!
momogal 22
197 and 201, men have breasts. They develop from the same tissues that female breasts do. They don't have the same function as the female versions, but they ARE referred to as breasts. They simply stop developing, whereas women's do not until the end of puberty.
iammeorami 25
I know right
Luckster 0
Gotta love how these things are designed. XD
Altair18 10
Technology : improving ways to making sure you look more like a creep everyday.
Altair18 10
Make****
tim0391 0
That's pretty funny XD What did she say?
RadikulRam 16
This is an extremely old FML.
Dr_Fumbles 9
Yet still one of my favorites.
dyld921 2
Are you a lesbian? If you were a guy it'd just looking like you were just rubbing you chest (unless you have manboobs) Anyway, in other words, this is why you don't put your personal items near anything that can be considered sexual.
De3z 0
I didn't realize men didn't have nipples...?
jdawg2010 0
wow. I guess you didn't notice that men have nipples too, douchetron.
natsaysheyyy 16
You're kidding, right? The pockets in your pants are right next to your genitals.
Pepperolls 0
THAT IS HILARIOUS!
Leptailurus 0
Hahahaha!!! This is the best FML I've read in a loooooong time. Thank you. :D
redbluegreen 41
Personally, keeping things in your breast pocket is really unattractive. Or just even having a pocket there. You must've been a sight to see.
Go_Home 0
HAHAHAHA. Groovy baybee ;P
Jimboom 12
As long as you didn't give it a little moan to the end of the motion I think you will be ok!
ZNOLMT 0
Wow, this really is the first time I literally started laughing out loud when I read one of these.